Rude Male Witch

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

why have i gained like 10 followers this past week? dont follow me im problematic

what describes me? you know that part of anaconda where nicki is like “im high as hell”? thats me, but instead of high its hydrated because i have to pee a lot and its almost always really clear pee. i think that hits the nail on the head.

beesmygod:

the best character? yes

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

waynesworld1992:

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Please God, let me meet him. All I want to is to find that perfect hamster I know exists. He’s sweet and shy and a hamster and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The hamster who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the hamster I can cuddle with (even if his rolls are too thicc) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. A hamster who can reciprocate the love I put in, the hamster who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this hamster. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

 - i smell like bass
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syynthesis:

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